Things Not to Discuss at the Dinner Table

By Andrew R. Duckworth

My, my, my, I can’t wait to get to the pie!
Republicans are trash!
So are the democrats!
Can you pass the salt?
This conversation needs some spice.
Is the Eucharist the real presence of Christ?
I haven’t seen you in church lately,
So, what bad thing happened?
Let me give you some advice
That I would never take myself.
I heard a rumor about you…
Never mind, it’s not worth mentioning.
The potatoes you made, they’re bland.
If I had made these potatoes…
Well, I’ll tell you who I’m voting for!
My, my, my, I can’t wait to get to the pie!