The Eye-Roll 10

By Andrew R. Duckworth

Did you hear about the research?
We’re bringing back the mammoth!
This time, it’ll last!
We’re creating new life
Of wires and chips!
One day, it will be President!
We’re smashing particles!
We’ll discover our origin!
We’re blocking out the sun!
Gotta cool off this hot Earth!

Consequences?! What consequences?
Those don’t exist in science…

For further research, see Crichton.