The Ultimate Karen

By Andrew R. Duckworth

Photo and editing by Andrew R. Duckworth
My apologies to others named Karen,
But I am speaking of only one here in,
The one that shuts down nearly all
If we don’t usher to every beck and call,
Yes, that Karen, the Karen of Karens,
Do what it says or you’ll be done in,
At the least, they’ll make sure you stall
Until your business begins to fall
And you finally find you must give in.
That Karen may not have certain hair,
But it will come at you from anywhere,
The Karen of Karens government remains,
Constantly criticizes, constantly complains,
Recording our moves and words at times,
Rearranging rules so they fit the crimes,
Karen of Karens, not to be outdone,
It wants your obedience or you shall be shunned.

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