The Bumper Stickers

By Andrew R. Duckworth

I have a hunch that you
Might like to know my brand,
How I’ve crafted myself
From an individual to a billboard,
How I make sure you know
Exactly where I stand
On a myriad of things.
After all, it’s most important
That everyone knows how great,
How virtuous I am in all things.
And why would you NOT care?
My truth is all that matters.

And everything they tell me to say,
I’ll be sure to boast in display.